Rant of the Week !
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:57 pm
Following my RANT of the WEEK, which concerns Video and Audio presentation, published in the current issue of FVM....I thought I would quote this unintentionally hilarious write- up from the current NOR'EASTER supplement Magazine:
The NECA OPEN & HOLIDAY COMPETITION 2013. (the Block Caps are mine)
"The usually popular show was a bit THIN on the ground this year. The number of entries were down as were MEMBERS of the AUDIENCE. The Projection team had a difficult job FILLING the SRCEEN (!) and the projector had a pronounced BLUE CAST. The SOUND came from VERY SMALL SPEAKERS and was almost INAUDIBLE at the BACK. (!) The DVD player played up or it wouldn't work AT ALL after the tea break. It was eventually sorted out......"
The winners are then listed
"It was disappointing for the audience and the organiser ERIC PARR that NONE of the winners were able to collect their cheques and trophies...although it must be said that as the film NO WAY BACK by Robert Lorrimer got a very BLEAK RESPONSE from the RANKLED AUDIENCE - it could be thought BEST that he was ABSENT".
The WINNERS were "THREE DAYS IN THE MASAI MARA" "HOLLINS HILL FARM July 2013" and "NO WAY BACK". (!)
OH MYYYYY!!!
I have entered films into the NECA competition for several years and I have won the Overall Prize certainly 4 times. Eric Parr must make an enormous effort to put on the Show year after year......but I cannot deny that I felt a flutter of relief that I had not made the 280 mile round trip to collect my prize after I had read the above 'write up' !
The NECA OPEN & HOLIDAY COMPETITION 2013. (the Block Caps are mine)
"The usually popular show was a bit THIN on the ground this year. The number of entries were down as were MEMBERS of the AUDIENCE. The Projection team had a difficult job FILLING the SRCEEN (!) and the projector had a pronounced BLUE CAST. The SOUND came from VERY SMALL SPEAKERS and was almost INAUDIBLE at the BACK. (!) The DVD player played up or it wouldn't work AT ALL after the tea break. It was eventually sorted out......"
The winners are then listed
"It was disappointing for the audience and the organiser ERIC PARR that NONE of the winners were able to collect their cheques and trophies...although it must be said that as the film NO WAY BACK by Robert Lorrimer got a very BLEAK RESPONSE from the RANKLED AUDIENCE - it could be thought BEST that he was ABSENT".
The WINNERS were "THREE DAYS IN THE MASAI MARA" "HOLLINS HILL FARM July 2013" and "NO WAY BACK". (!)
OH MYYYYY!!!
I have entered films into the NECA competition for several years and I have won the Overall Prize certainly 4 times. Eric Parr must make an enormous effort to put on the Show year after year......but I cannot deny that I felt a flutter of relief that I had not made the 280 mile round trip to collect my prize after I had read the above 'write up' !