"Herr Doktor" <
hair_doctor@asylum.cod> wrote:
Re-open the asylums!
You know it makes sense.
Herr Doktor
Dissolve to large red bricked Victorian building showing three very large
wings.
Cut to entrance on road showing bedraggled men slouching slowly through the
large wrought iron entrance gates.
Camera begins to track along with these men, slowly overtaking them to reveal
a portly Doktor at the main entrance, a big beaming smile lighting up his
countenance, as he utters in a hesitant gutteral tongue,
"Velcum back my leedle ones. Velcum back to yorse ol homey land."
He fondles his stethoscope nervously, as the camera moves in on it to reveal
that it is wriggling with some form of life.
Fade in alien sound #407.
Camera swings slowly round to look back towards the main gates showing the
long line of men still making their way to the main entrance.
Fade in main sig tune.
Superimpose titles.
"How many are missing this time?"
"WILL the Doktor be carrying out the new experiment?"
"WILL the men be changed back into their Alien forms successfully again?"
"WILL the asylum finally become the nerve centre for world takeover?"
Increase volume on main theme track.
"DON'T miss next weeks exciting episode showing at this cinema, of...
... " THE DOCTORING Doktor."
"Episode 7 - The Doktor reveals himself."
Slow fade out picture and slow fade in sound track of discordant sound theme
102#.
Fast fade out sound tracks.
Albert......MD (Mad Director)